No, you cannot has a fucking ladder
May. 24th, 2011 09:43 pmIt's 9.30 at night, you see something you want to buy in the classified ads, do you A. wait until a more reasonable time tomorrow or B. take a chance on possibly waking someone up by calling them.
If you're the asshole who just called me, guess what, you don't get a ladder. Especially if your message is 'what kinda ladder is it?"
...a fucking house ladder! What the hell else kind would it be? If it was some super special awsome ladder, I would have mentioned it. It's a normal, every day metal ladder, formerly (as in last summer) fifty dollars, now five dollars because I want it gone. It's the deal of the fucking century!
Oh, but you were an asswipe and woke me the fuck up, so no ladder for you! You're going to the special level of hell as the woman who woke me up at 9am and then never showed up (for mum's walker, once $200 now $20). I swear to god the next person that wakes me up over these items will get called back just so I can scream at them.
...I don't like being woken up...
If you're the asshole who just called me, guess what, you don't get a ladder. Especially if your message is 'what kinda ladder is it?"
...a fucking house ladder! What the hell else kind would it be? If it was some super special awsome ladder, I would have mentioned it. It's a normal, every day metal ladder, formerly (as in last summer) fifty dollars, now five dollars because I want it gone. It's the deal of the fucking century!
Oh, but you were an asswipe and woke me the fuck up, so no ladder for you! You're going to the special level of hell as the woman who woke me up at 9am and then never showed up (for mum's walker, once $200 now $20). I swear to god the next person that wakes me up over these items will get called back just so I can scream at them.
...I don't like being woken up...