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*looks suspiciously at washer* *edges away from washer*
Okay, WHY when we turn on the dryer does the water run in the washer? It’s not supposed to do it, that button is for the DRYER…and yet the dryer doesn’t go when we push the button for the dryer, the washer starts filling with water. *wary look at washer*
Sadly the dryer does not go when I push the washer button, would make sense but no.
…
….our washer’s possessed!
Edit: 12.29am: I’ve discovered it’s very annoying to sleeping on playing cards. They stick to you and just annoy you until you wake up and fling them across the room. I didn’t mean to sleep on them, I just feel asleep while playing war with myself, but now my bed is filled with sad crumpled playing cards that won’t stop sticking to my thighs.
I have an urge to include this in a Yu-Gi-Oh story for some reason.