Bitch, please!
Jun. 17th, 2011 07:09 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
saitainaNeighbor: Don't squirt your dog with water! He just wants attention!
Me: *looks up from watching Hunter the Dog chase the garden hose, confused* I...know? *goes back to watering the dog/lawn*
Neighbor: *annoyed 'omg she's a freaking animal abuser' sign*
Me: *to Hunter* Did she really just....
Dude, seriously, did you just imply I'm spraying my dog with water from the hose to hurt him? He's running around, barking and trying to bite the freaking water! He's LIKING IT! It's seventy-five flipping degrees and he has a huge ass fur coat, not wetting him down would be abuse in this heat.
I seriously hate my neighbors somedays.
(and no, these are not the two idiots who keep reporting my cats, that's a whole other set of neighbors).
Me: *looks up from watching Hunter the Dog chase the garden hose, confused* I...know? *goes back to watering the dog/lawn*
Neighbor: *annoyed 'omg she's a freaking animal abuser' sign*
Me: *to Hunter* Did she really just....
Dude, seriously, did you just imply I'm spraying my dog with water from the hose to hurt him? He's running around, barking and trying to bite the freaking water! He's LIKING IT! It's seventy-five flipping degrees and he has a huge ass fur coat, not wetting him down would be abuse in this heat.
I seriously hate my neighbors somedays.
(and no, these are not the two idiots who keep reporting my cats, that's a whole other set of neighbors).
