Mental conversation to guy who would not stop at PO

[saitaina]

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

Yes, I am wearing a low cut top, thank you for noticing. Yes, the licking of your lips as you stared was real classy, trust me, girls love it.

Hun, if you keep staring it’s going to cost you 1,000$ a minute so politely move the fuck out of my way so I can check my mail and be on my merry way.

No, seriously dude, you’re a freak and you’re annoying me.

Thank you, kindly.