Pre Surgery Rant

[saitaina]

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

It’s time once again for my presurgery rant.

I am not pregnat, there is no possible way on earth I am pregnant, trust me and stop looking at me strangely doc, I. Am. NOT. Pregant.

So WHY can’t you just take my word for it and NOT give me a fucking pregnancy test?

I promise, I can remember the last date of sexual intercorse and if I’m pregnant, that’s the world’s longest gestation period or you’re looking at the founding of the next major religion.

I don’t wanna have a blood test!

I don’twannadon’t wannadon’twannadon’t wannadon’twannadon’twannadon’twannadon’twannadon’t wannadon’twannadon’t wannadon’twannadon’twannadon’twanna!

*huffs*

And yes I KNOW they do CBC and that with the same vial but last time they didn’t even run the CBC test and I don’twannadon’t wannadon’twannadon’t wannadon’twannadon’twannadon’twanna!

Yes, I know I sound like I’m five, I still don’t wanna!

(testing is on Monday)