saitaina | Bedroom Black hole

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

Me: *watching mum pull out books, a Pooh stuffed animal, a camera and hamburger helper out of my closet* It’s a black hole, it sucks up things and spits them out at random times.
Mum: *holds up box of hamburger helper with a ‘WTF’ Look*
Me: I told you, it’s a black hole, do not question it. I wouldn’t be surprised if you uncovered Jimmy Hoffa and Judge Carter having a tea party in there. *pause* I’m leaving before you find anything else odd.

Seriously though, there are ODD things in my bedroom closet…and it’s even weirder since my bed is RIGHT next to it, meaning anything I lose on my bed is probably in that closet.