Random Conversations

[saitaina]

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

Me: *sleepy, heading into the living room* You said we had packages

Mere: Just one *points* Feels like paper but it says ‘Do Not Bend’.

Me: *stops, staring at the envelpe, trying to think of what I ordered that could be paper* OMG! It’s the Gamerz Heaven Directors Cut Rush #1! Yeah, I think I know what it is *starts the careful manga extraction process*

Mere: So, what is it *stares* It’s a book.

Me: A book I paid fourty dollars for.

Mere:FOURTY DOLLARS?! What is it, made of gold?

Me: Is to me, here, take a look. *hands it CAREFULLY over*

Mere: *looks inside* It’s in japanese, how can you read it?

Me: Note the over 18 warning, I don’t NEED to read it.

Mere: Really? *Looks again before slamming the book shut quickly* Oh…