If you're...
Oct. 30th, 2010 01:50 pmoffended by an anything you see in my windows...wait, WTF, what are you doing looking through my windows long enough to be offended, that's kind of skeezy.
(this rant brought to you by the neighbor who suggested I learn to close my blinds...in a tone that made me want to do a butt wiggle in front of the window every time she drove past. Too bad for her my blinds are broken and don't close anymore. I'll be sure to do more midnight underwear runs through the house, just so she has something to bitch about).
[Note: And for the record, the only time I'm nakey in front of said windows is when I'm doing the naked dash from the bathroom with the 'Towel that doesn't cover my fat ass'. Every other time I am either wearing clothes or a sleep shirt and underwear, all perfectly appropriate (though, not to meet the FedEx guy...I need to wash some pants before he shows up).
(this rant brought to you by the neighbor who suggested I learn to close my blinds...in a tone that made me want to do a butt wiggle in front of the window every time she drove past. Too bad for her my blinds are broken and don't close anymore. I'll be sure to do more midnight underwear runs through the house, just so she has something to bitch about).
[Note: And for the record, the only time I'm nakey in front of said windows is when I'm doing the naked dash from the bathroom with the 'Towel that doesn't cover my fat ass'. Every other time I am either wearing clothes or a sleep shirt and underwear, all perfectly appropriate (though, not to meet the FedEx guy...I need to wash some pants before he shows up).