Fuck the What Now?

I swear to the gods, that at 27 (dear god!), I know how to eat...so can someone explain to me why I have chocolate frosting all over my face and shit?! I look like a five year old who went face first into the cake!

...people are coming out of the woodwork this birthday! It's so WEIRD! Usually no one says anything but some online friends and mum, but this year everyone of mum's friends has called and even GRANDMERE has called!

I told mum these people had better show up next year so I can have an actual party for once. And they better hit the pinita or the birthday girl is going to get pissy (Yes I know I'm too old for a pinita but who cares, they're fun).

Mum's coming home late tomorrow so that makes me happy. Grandmere says we might go out for Chinese next week...that should be fun, so long as I can get my food w/out MSG (am sensitive to it).

BTW, how's this for shit ass luck: I have measels....on my birthday. Don't the fates just LOVE me? /sarcasm

Fuck the What Now?

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

I swear to the gods, that at 27 (dear god!), I know how to eat…so can someone explain to me why I have chocolate frosting all over my face and shit?! I look like a five year old who went face first into the cake!

…people are coming out of the woodwork this birthday! It’s so WEIRD! Usually no one says anything but some online friends and mum, but this year everyone of mum’s friends has called and even GRANDMERE has called!

I told mum these people had better show up next year so I can have an actual party for once. And they better hit the pinita or the birthday girl is going to get pissy (Yes I know I’m too old for a pinita but who cares, they’re fun).

Mum’s coming home late tomorrow so that makes me happy. Grandmere says we might go out for Chinese next week…that should be fun, so long as I can get my food w/out MSG (am sensitive to it).

BTW, how’s this for shit ass luck: I have measels….on my birthday. Don’t the fates just LOVE me? /sarcasm