saitaina | In honor of Mary…

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

I must bash Sirius

*grabs Sirius and bashes him against the computer*

Love you babe.

*hides*

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Things you can hear while absently listening to telivision:

“I was climbing up the ladder, carrying 70 feet of ho’s.”

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1. Cass and Rysenn. Okay so I don’t exactly hate them, it’s just, if everyone’s reading them…no one’s reading me.

2. Not being a well known name. Yes, I’m narssasitic, I want to be the the one people are talking about. I want to have fans. Okay I’m a hack writer but still.

3. People acting weird when I mention some ships I like. I don’t bash you liking Harry/Hermione (even though it’s so obviously wrong), lay off my Seamus/Lucius. *huffs*

4. HPFGU Shit

5. Cindy. Nuff said.

6. Teenybopper fanfiction. Or just teenyboopers in general…wait, I hate this in every fandom…hmm.

7. Tom’s new hair cut. Okay not fandom but still, though I’ll probably change my mind after PoA.

8. Neville bashing. He doesn’t have a memory charm, DEAL WITH IT PEOPLE

9. Voldemort bashing

10. Cindy.

10 HP Pairings you’ve never read:

1. Harry/Hermione

2. Percy/Seamus (mm, but I want to now)

3. Tom Riddle/Dumbledore

4. Harry/Dumbledore

5. Any beasiality

6. Seamus/Justin (oops, wrote that)

7. Ron/Tom

8. Ginny/Dean

9. Narcissa/Hermione

10. Hedwig/Pig

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Nine fics you wish you’d written:

1. Draco Series

2. Anything from Rysenn (mostly H/D)

3. Snitch (H/D)

4. The Whole Nine Yards and it’s sequals (H/D)

5. Can’t Say We Didn’t Try (Justin/Harry)

6. He said (Draco/Harry)

7. You Need Me (Percy/Harry)

8. Deep Water (Draco/Ron)

9. We Waitied

Eight People You Want to Meet:

1. John (before he became lost)

2. Mary

3. Robyn

4. The slu..I mean Lexie

5. Sheryll

6. MEG

7. Grey

8. MEG (again)

Seven Things that Annoy you

1. Netspeak. Learn English people.

2. Teenypoppers (I don’t care how hot Orlando Bloom/Tom Felton is I don’t need to see your sexual fantasies thank you very much.)

3. People IMing me when I”m obviously tired and busy…

4. People bashing my fandoms

5. People telling me what to write. If I can wrote Lucifer/God and not be swayed I doubt you will sway me.

6. People who tell me what NOT to write.

7. Netspeak

Six of Your Fandoms:

1. Kim Possible

2. Harry Potter

3. Lord of the Rings

4. Pirates of the Carabian

5. RPS (technically not a fandom but still)

6. Charmed

Five Pairings You’ve Written

1. Harry/Draco

2. Peter/Voldemort

3. Seamus/Lucius

4. Neville/Draco

5. Harry/Dean

Four Things You Love:

1. Slash

2. Reviews

3. Tom Riddle

4. Good Slash

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Thee characters you would like to shag:

1. Tom Riddle (young)

2. Draco Malfoy

3. Lucius Malfoy

Two Songs You Assotiate w/ the Fandom

1. Superman

2. Written in the Stars

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One Character YOu would like to spend your life with?

1. Voldemort

Aegeus!! Sorry but it’s frustraiting when someone who used to be your friend gets a boyfriend (whom also once used to be a friend but since dumbed you), gets better friends and suddenly doesn’t care anymore. Geeze.