saitaina | Wedding Toasts

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

My best friend is getting married…soon. And as a bridesmaid I have to prepare a toast…so, here’s my first draft. Anyone reading this is free to tell me what you think, as I need help with it.

‘Brian and Robyn, it is obvious to everyone how much you two love each other. When you’ve got it, you’ve got it and you two, certainly have it.

My wish for you is that you dance that great eternal male, female dance of love, sex, marrige and friendship as no one has ever danced it before. In short, may you dance the perfect, Missori Waltz.’

Okay, I know I mis-spelled some of it but what do you think? Any suggestions anyone?