Bordom survey/meme...thing

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Yes, I still get bored enough to do these.



I have:

(x ) smoked a cigarette
(x ) smoked a cigar
( ) crashed a friend's car
(x ) stolen a car (Friend asked me to move it, I took it for a bit of a spin with my boyfriend)
(x ) been in love
(x ) been dumped
(x ) shoplifted
(x ) been fired (from McDonalds...do you know how much you have to suck to be fired from McDonalds?!)
(x) been in a fist fight
(x ) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back

( x) been arrested
(x) lied to a friend
(x) had a crush on a teacher (Mr. Shanon Hart, Freshman English)
( x) skipped school
( ) seen someone die
( ) been to Canada
( x) been to Mexico (I used to go there when I was younger with mum for cheap 'scription drugs and other stuff that was easier to get there then here)
(x) been on a plane
( ) purposely set a part of myself on fire
( ) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
( ) been moshing at a concert
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (er...when I was seven...)
( ) made a snow angel
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite (or at least attempted to do so)

( ) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up
( ) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school (ONCE, I've done it ONCE and woke up to the teacher attempting to get someone to shake me...thankfully that didn't happen).
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake (grew up in So. California, learned REAL fast not to have breakables un-secured)
(x) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
( ) Read an entire authors profile

( ) been robbed
(x) pet a reindeer/goat
(x) won a contest
( x) run a red light
(x ) been suspended from school (for a day, for fighting..joy)

(x) caught a butterfly (one of my mother's most treasured memories is coming out of her therepy appt. to find the outer waiting room filled with butterflies I caught while bored)
( ) laughed so hard you cried
( ) had someone moon/flash you
(x ) cheated on a test
(x ) have a Britney Spears CD
(x) forgotten someone's name
( x) french braided someones hair
(x ) gone skinny dippin in a pool (er, make that 'lake')
( ) put a hampster down someone else's top
( ) given up on religion as other people's problem


You know, after the ultamite survey...these get rather boring. Someone needs to create the most random survey they can.

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Most Random Survey

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Time
If you could live in any real time period, past, present or future, when and where would you live?

What fictionally romanticized period of history would you most like to live in?

If you could preserve one moment in time, be it during your own lifetime or someone elses, what moment would you choose?

would you rather have lived in the past, or would you rather have been born in the future? specify when and why.

World
If you could change one thing about the society we are currently living in, in the hopes of making it a better world, what would it be?

Upon completion of world domination, assuming you have interest in that, what will your first new law be? What old law will be the first to go? (Answer only one if answer concerns the same subject.)

You get to take over a world, but not Earth. Discuss.

Spiritual
Do you believe in the occult, mysticism, shamanism, the power of faith, or any thing of the like? If so, explain why.

What Would you like 'God' to say when you get to the Pearly gates?

Create a Religion! What is the utmost and main concept in the Religion of Yours? (like, what do you teach your disciples above all else?)

What is the point of finding a deeper meaning?

Would it really matter, if you were able to count your days left, with your hands..?

You have 30 seconds left to live. You have a choice to re-live your life (with the ability to change decisions/things/etc) or die. Which do you choose?

Ouch, you got dead. But you get to haunt something (person, place, object), so yay you. How'd you die? Who/what are you haunting? Do you get to have adventures in your afterlife? What happens in the future?

If you were to lose everything tomorrow, but you were allowed your life, health, and one item of your choice, what would you choose?

You don't get to take over the world. Boo. But you do get to take over the afterlife. Rearrange as you see fit.

If you've ever had a vivid, significant, insightful, or life-altering dream, describe it in full here.

Starring: You!
OMG! You've just been spotted to star in a new movie, lucky you! What part would you play and what's the plot?

What shounen manga (YYH, DBZ, Naruto, HxH; basically any series involving super-duper powerups and a lot of collateral damage every other episode) would you most like to be an innocent bystander in?

Since I asked the last one about shounen manga, let's try shoujo. Which series would you most like to be a hopelessly popular bishounen in?

You're trapped in a Typical Teen Movie (high school, cliques, and petty jealousies), and have to change the genre. What's your role? What genre do you pick? How do you make it happen?

A character's been murdered in a shockingly creative manner. Who is it, why were they killed, how was it done, and what's your role in the case?

Stories
Describe your favorite type of fic, what elements are mandatory, what elements are optional, does it have to have a traditional happy ending, etc.

If you could chose one fictional character (books, anime, movies, etc.) to become real, who would you choose and why? What would you want to do with them?

What are your three favorite books of all time?

You have the ability to choose any character from any movie, and make them real people. Who do you choose?

The most brain-breaking fic ever read was ____ by _____?

Name and describe the most mindnumbing and brain breaky piece of Crack you've ever come across in recent memory. Good Crack, that is.

Discuss your favorite genre. What appeals? What are the drawbacks? Could those be fixed? Would you enjoy living in it, problems and all?

What's the most ridiculous or brain-breaking analogy you've ever read?

Characters
Pick two characters, each from a different series. Then find a way to connect them (Six Degrees of Separation style) to each other.

If you could hit any one character in anime with a clue stick, who would it be, and what would it concern?

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Oh great, some mysterious plothole has stuck you in a character's body. Who are they and what will you do with them?

If there's a popular character that you don't like in any of your fandoms, who is it, why don't you like them, and why should you like them?

Who's your second-favorite character ever, and why?

Who's your favorite fictional evil lunatic? (Redeemed psychos are allowed.)

Pick one (and only one!) show to eliminate from television (with a tactical nuke, if necessary). Replace it with anything you wish.

Pick two series that you've never seen crossed over. Explain how you think they could be crossed.

Pick three characters you think could most easily wind up in bed together, based on personality. They don't all have to be from the same series. Why do you think this works?

Now pick three based purely on looks. XD

Superpowers
Pick a magical or metaphysical ability you'd like to have. What would you do with it? What would it do to you?

Now pick one that isn't a cliche (like flight, invisibilty, x-ray vision, and so on).

If you were a shounen retard-type character, what would your special move/power be?

Relating to the previous question, what's your antagonist like? No cop-outs: the antagonist must be strong enough to be your rival.

By some terrible cosmic mistake, you (yes, you) have been struck down to the world of the banished, the evil, the condemned... the Mary-Sues. What do you do? (Keep in mind, the land of the mary sues means that anything is possible. 'Pocket dimension with an M-16? Why, yes, I have three!')

You are a Goddess (not a Sue-Goddess). What/what do you have power over, and how do you demand to be worshipped?

You're on Star Trek. You're not human, Vulcan, Klingon, or indeed any of the main character species. What are you (and what's it like)? Why?

You're a magical girl, but you can't be a Sailor Scout. Who are you? What are your powers? Be sure to describe the transformation sequence and best attack.

You're part cyborg. What neato implants and enhancements do you have? Why?

Describe your superhero costume.

Material stuff
Name five prized possesions of yours. You can list an explanation or not, your choice.

What's your favourite Barbie Doll - Like Malibu Barbie, Doctor Barbie, etc.

You're getting a new dog! Regardless if you have one already or not, choose what breed your new one will be, and explain why.

If you had a million dollars, and couldn't keep a cent, what would you do with it? (Assume taxes are covered already.)

Favorite gemstone is:

What's your favorite piece of fine art? (Anime is not fine art, by mainstream standards.) What's it look like?

You've got a lamp genie. Three wishes, with the usual "no wishing for more wishes, immortality, or love".

Clothing
Describe your favorite type of underwear. (Or favorite pair if you dont have a favorite type.)

Describe your favorite thing to wear that isn't underwear.

Favorite pair of shoes ever?

Food
What is your favorite flavor of ice cream?

What is your favorite flavor of chewing gum?

Your favorite midnight snack?

What one food would you never, ever eat, even if you were going to starve to death in about five more minutes? (Allergies don't count.)

Pick a food and describe its patron faerie.

Travel
Road trip! With unlimited money and no disfavor towards Americans, where would you go? Who would you take? What would you take? And, no RVs allowed, what would you drive?

Road trip round #2. This time, you're required to be practical about car arrangements and travel time, though you still have unlimited money and no political problems. (RVs are allowed now.) On the upside, you get to pretend there's a bridge or ferry from Alaska to Russia. Where will you go, what will you drive, and who are you taking along?

Congrats, you've won an all-expenses paid vacation to anywhere but the tropics! Where will you go?

"I don' know where I'ma gonna go when de volcano blows". A cartoon explosion has sent you hurtling into the stratosphere. Where do you land? Why is this appropriately hilarious?

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Drawing
If I were to take a stroll through your mind, what sort of landscape would I find myself surrounded by?

Describe your dream home. Or draw it, either's fine.

Create your dream garden. Feel free not to be confined to plant life, but remember animate objects are likely to wander off.

Decorate a room. You are not allowed white walls, or any beige.

You get to design a kooky car. Reality and practicality do not factor into the results.

Design a spaceship. Swipe tech from any series you like. (I don't recommend the exploding consoles.)

Map Fandom Island.

You have a small cruise ship for a houseboat. List the unusual necessities aboard (ex: massive anime library and theater, bishie crew/permanent guests). Pick several ports of call, and explain why you want to go there.

Noise
Are you the type who will listen to a song over and over again until you get tired of it, or are you less obsessive about it?

You have the ability to control the music industry. List some bands that you would banish to the ends of the earth, and back.

What's the ringtone on your phone? (If you don't have a cell phone, which I don't, what would you pick as a ringtone?)

Misc.
If you could take credit for anything (I mean anything), what would it be and why?

If you were to be one of the last two humans on earth, who would the other one be?

If you could say one thing to any celebrity, politician, w/ever, what would it be and to whom?

Say one thing to me, that you'd probably never say to anyone else, and then explain why you said it.

Sunny or cloudy days?

If you could learn any language known to man, either forgotten or still spoken, what would you choose?

What is your favorite 'home remedy', for curing sicknesses?

Cat-ears/tail or dog-ears/tail?

If your skin turned bright blue when you woke up this morning, what would your response be? What about people around you?

If you could have any magical creature living in a pocket dimension under your bed, which one would it be and why?

Favorite yuri couple?

Wings or fins?

Name six weird habits or silly things about yourself.

Your ideal climate is:

If your sn doesn't have an interesting story behind it, what zany thing would you like the story to be?

What's your ideal job?

The last real-life bishounen you saw was here:

You have a Sims-like computer program and have built a town of worshipful cyberpeople. The program is asking you to inflict a disaster. What do you pick?

If you were a card, of the Yugioh, Card Captor Sakura, or Tarot type, what would you be?

Describe the least-used room in your house. Attics, basements, and storage closets/sheds don't count.

Create a magic system. Do not use the Greek or Chinese elements.

If you had kids, list the father, ages, sexes, names, looks, and the adult personalities and careers they'll rebel against having.