Can you tell I'm bored?

[saitaina]

(to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas)

It's the fourth of July and my country gave to me,
a parade goer kicked in the knee.

It's the Fourth of July and my country gave to me,
Two fly-overs in F-15's and a parader goer kicked in the knee

It's the fourth of July and my country gave to me
Three men in dunk tanks, two fly-overs in F-15's,
and a parade goer kicked in the knee.

It's the Fourth of July and my country gave to me,
Four WWII vetrans, three men in dunk tanks,
two fly-overs in F-15's and a parader goer kicked in the knee.

It's the Fourth of July and my country gave to me,
Five missing floats, four WWII vetrans,
three men in dunk tanks, two fly-overs in F-15's
and a parader goer kicked in the knee.

It's the Fourth of July and my country gave to me,
Six fire trucks, five misisng floats,
four WWII vetrans, three men in dunk tanks,
two fly-overs in F-15's, and a parade goer kicked in the knee.

It's the Forth of July and my country gave to me,
Seven fireworks shooting off, six fire trucks,
five misisng floats, four WWII vetrans,
three men in dunk tanks, two fly-overs in F-15's,
and a parade goer kicked in the knee.

It's the Fourth of July and my country gave to me,
Eight bands playing, seven fireworks shooting off,
six fire trucks, five missing floats,
four WWII vetrans, three men in dunk tanks,
two fly-overs in F-15's, and a parade goer kicked in the knee.

It's the Fourth of July and my country gave to me,
Nine contests running, eight bands playing,
seven fireworks shooting off, six fire trucks,
five missing floats, four WWII vetrans,
three men in dunk tanks, two fly-overs in F-15's,
and a parade goer kicked in the knee.

It's the Fourth of July and my country gave to me,
Ten vender booths, nine contests running,
eight bands playing, seven fireworks shooting off,
six fire trucks, five missing floats,
four WWII vetrans, three men in dunk tanks,
two fly-overs in F-15's, and a parade goer kicked in the knee.

It's the Fourth of July and my country gave to me,
Eleven reasons to remember, ten vender booths,
nine contests running, eight bands playing,
seven fireworks shooting off, six fire trucks,
five missing floats, four WWII vetrans,
three men in dunk tanks, two fly-overs in F-15's,
and a parader goer kicked in the knee.

It's the Fourth of July and my country gave to me,
Twelve children saluting, eleven reasons to remember,
ten vender booths, nine contests running,
eight bands playing, seven fireworks shooting off,
six fire trucks, five misisng floats,
four WWII vetrans, three men in dunk tanks,
two fly-overs in F-15's, and

A Very Happy Fourth of July!!!


(all true, the parader goer was kicked by a horse while watching the parade, he's fine though).

EDIT: I was off my a number, they're F-16's according to the newspaper: http://www.newsreview.info/article/20070701/NEWS/107010093/0/REGIONALNEWS