saitaina | Return my phone calls, damnit!

You, Mr "I'm too important to call you back, even though I'm your lawyer and really should before you get shipped away for six monthes or more", call my mother back you prick so we can get started on her appeal before I track you down and shove the case files up your rear end.

I really, really will! Or would if I was agressive enough to back up the threat. But WTF?! CALL HER BACK! We've been trying to get ahold of you for almost a month, the fist and LAST time she saw you was ON her court day (another WTF there), and now we NEED you so that we can keep her in county and NOT eight hours away! RETURN A FING PHONE CALL YOU BASTARD!

If I could find a way to get you fired from her case I would, if just to get someone who actually knows how to opperate a phone!

CALL ME BACK! What the hell is up with people this month?! I called you LAST month for an emergancy visit to have a broken tooth fixed. I need a root cannal or an entire pull as there is a HOLE in my tooth and the NERVE is exposed, it flipping HURTS!

I would go to another dentist except I'm poor and you're the ONLY one my OMAP/Medicare will let me go to, SO GIVE ME A FING APPOINTMENT! Or even a bloody referal to my surgeon so I can STOP BEING IN PAIN! It hurts, it hurts, it hurts! I feel like a five year old for crying over a toothache but seriously!

And hire receptionists who know what the hell a phone ringing means!

Recap:

Bad Service: Not awnsering a phone, not speaking to your client (and patient), ignoring phone calls for a month and basically jerking people around.

Good Service: NONE! I hate you both sooo badly! The cops who took mum in were nicer!