saitaina | Memorial Day Ambulance Ride (Reply)

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

Just got back from the hospital.

So, this morning I discovered I was bleeding from a place that one generally should not be bleeding from, and this continues through out the day. All though out, I attempt to get my mother’s attention about it, but the fact does not sink in until six pm when she finally realizes what I’m saying (and by this time, I’m in the bathroom, vomiting.

Mum, being the smart one (and the one not in the bathroom), presses the First Responder Emergancy button, and we wait.

And Wait…and wait…and mum’s cellphone rings.

WTF?!

It’s First Responder, explaining the cannot get through. We get an ambulance to the house.

Saity goes back to puking as the ambulance guy comes in. Saity goes vroom to the hospital. (on the way, it took me about two minutes for my fuzzy head to say my birthday, 1/18/81, I also get stabbed for an IV but it’s pretty much a crap out).

I get examined, nearly puke on the doctor, and then he gives me the great news that I need a rectal exam.

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GAH!

So after a brief panic attack as I had flashback to events ten years ago that are not good things, we proceed.

…I now have more respect for my gay characters then like..ever. Seriously. Especially the virgin ones.

OW!

Good news is, I have hemroids, bad news…no idea what’s causing the un-bearable pain, the nausea/vomiting, nor the fuzzy headedness. So now I have to fight with my GP over beleiving I have these symptoms (which mum has witnessed and told him about), or another trip to the ER when things get trippy again.

My ass hurts, both my wrists hurt (they did a second IV at the hospital) and I still want to puke up my liver. Also, we’ve discovered that if we have a message waiting on our voice mail, our First Responder doesn’t work…yay for planned emergancies?

…How was your day?

Edit: After a bit of rest, and finally reading through the information I recieved at discharge, apparently i also have a severe case of stomach flu and slight dehydration…yay?