WTF?! Honestly people!

[saitaina]

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

Okay, I KNOW my name is difficult. We’ve been through this. I’ve been called everything from Satan to Saituna…

BUT IF YOU HAVE THE SPELLING IN FRONT OF YOU, HOW DOES MY NAME GO FROM ‘SAITAINA’ TO ‘SAITANIA’?!

It was ON the sheet! I SAW the sheet! S-a-i-t-a-i-n-a!

So why did my birthday cake come back mis-spelled?!

I know, it’s just a cake, no big…but seriously, learn to read.

And my mother’s name is MICHELLE, not MICHEAL! Stop calling her Micheal, it hurts her feeling for some reason and makes me want to deck you.

(Luckily the cake tastes fabulous and I can forgive you for fucking around my name for that).