Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.
Okay, you know you need sleep when your brain decides the following scene is a good idea for a Full Metal Alchemist/Harry Potter crossover:
BitterNovelist (3:14:24 PM): Pth. I was thinking Envy and Gluttony
Gluttony: Can I eat him? *points to Harry Potter*
Envy: *shrugs* Sure, just wipe your mouth after.
Gluttony: *eats Harry Potter*
BitterNovelist (3:14:57 PM): Hermion/Ron: You killed Harry!
BitterNovelist (3:15:03 PM): Voldemort: You bastard!
*falls face first into keyboard*