Things Eiri-kun needs to learn before adult hood

[saitaina]

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

1. Momma’s toes to NOT make a delicious and nutritious breakfast.

2. We dont’ bite our momma’s.

3. We dont’ scratch the hand that pets us.

4. Jumping and/or biting someone’s tail usually leads to a paw across the face.

5. Tails are attached and biting your own, while cute, hurts.

6. When Mama yells at your for going outside as you’e coming in, it is NOT appropriate to look at her and then go right back out.

7. We don’t not jump from high things onto Sophia.

8. No matter how tempting, it is not a good idea to bite/eat/swing from mama’s modem cord.

9. Going up to Mama’s face, nose to nose and then sneezing is not cute.

10. Whining to get attention (or just whining) is not funny when A. playing with Shortcake, B. playing with Sophia and C. Mama picks you up.

11. We do not join Piglet in locking the dog out of the hosue no matter how amusing.

12. We do not eat Mama’s pen or book while in use.