My Mother Killed Smokey the Bear!
Aug. 7th, 2003 04:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
saitainaMy mother, whom I love with every bit of my heart...has killed my car.
Last night, she was driving down a back road we have up here in Oregon (one of MANY) and, she claims, out of no where, a black BEAR came flying down the mountain and smacked into MY car. Now, this may seem incredible to some, but let me tell you...I have seen the blood and fur. My mother, hit a bear, with my car.
She's fine, thankfully but my baby...ruined. No headlights, passenger door won't open, and there's fur and blood and...stuff all over my car. This is the car that while old, only had TWO scratches on her...she now has MANY...along with dents and sheared metal...*sniff*
Funny thing was though, when mum hit the bear and everyone stopped, a guy got on his cell phone, called his buddies to bring up his bear tags so they could go hunt him down. He and the Sheriff's then got into an argument over who was getting the bear. Only in Oregon could you go from assisting an accident victim to having bear for dinner.
I have insurance but...it only covers liability. So the bear's covered, but my baby's isn't. *sniff* Damn bear. I want myself a bear skin rug now.
Last night, she was driving down a back road we have up here in Oregon (one of MANY) and, she claims, out of no where, a black BEAR came flying down the mountain and smacked into MY car. Now, this may seem incredible to some, but let me tell you...I have seen the blood and fur. My mother, hit a bear, with my car.
She's fine, thankfully but my baby...ruined. No headlights, passenger door won't open, and there's fur and blood and...stuff all over my car. This is the car that while old, only had TWO scratches on her...she now has MANY...along with dents and sheared metal...*sniff*
Funny thing was though, when mum hit the bear and everyone stopped, a guy got on his cell phone, called his buddies to bring up his bear tags so they could go hunt him down. He and the Sheriff's then got into an argument over who was getting the bear. Only in Oregon could you go from assisting an accident victim to having bear for dinner.
I have insurance but...it only covers liability. So the bear's covered, but my baby's isn't. *sniff* Damn bear. I want myself a bear skin rug now.
