Random conversation in a store-

[saitaina]

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Boy: *seeing my mother’s Gryffindor scarf* You’re a Gryffindor?

Mere: According to her I’m a Hufflepuff but I have this until she gets meanew one

Boy: *seeing my Slytherin one* And you’re a Slytherin…where did you get those.

Me: Alivan’s. They’re wand makers.

Boy *under his breath* You realize it’s not real…

Later…

Boy: How much did those cost?

Me: 21.00$

Boy: Where did you get them?

Me: Alivan’s.

Boy: No you didn’t.

Me. Yes I did.

Boy. No you didn’t.

Me: *slightly annoyed* Yes. I did.

Boy: No, you got them from a store…

Mere: No she…

Me: *interupting Mere and snapping* Alivan’s IS a store. They makes wands for stage productions (best way I could put it so the boy would get it).

Boy: Where is this “Alivan’s”?

Me: Florida

Boy: YOU WENT TO FLORIDA?

Me: Noooo, I ordered it online *mimes typing*

Later, as the boy is leaving-

Boy: So she’s a Hufflepuff

Mere: *nods*

Me: Loyal, hard working,easy to walk over

Boy: And you like Slytherin

Me: *nods*

Boy: Why, because they’re evil?

Everyone: *stares at him like he’s grown a second head*

Me: You don’t know me very well do you?