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saitainaI was standing at my oven, hand shoved forearm deep into the turkey so I could lift it with one hand while jamming the cooking rack under it when the phone rang. Cursing, I tried to extract my hand and discovered it was caught behind a rib in a position that would not easily extract.
I grabbed the phone in time to hear a DirectTV rep asking me if this would be a good time to discuss my bill. Staring at my stuck (and now cold hand) I agreed (don't ask why) and proceeded to try to un-stick my hand from a turkey carcass while explaining why I haven't paid them yet...didn't get my hand out until after the call.
I grabbed the phone in time to hear a DirectTV rep asking me if this would be a good time to discuss my bill. Staring at my stuck (and now cold hand) I agreed (don't ask why) and proceeded to try to un-stick my hand from a turkey carcass while explaining why I haven't paid them yet...didn't get my hand out until after the call.
