saitaina | Conversations I do not want to have…

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

especially with new employees, such as our new housekeeper:

Housekeeper: May I ask you how much you weigh?

Me: *wtf look* 350, yes, I’m fat.

H: Oh. I was just wondering. ’cause when I put up that picture of you, I knew it was you and you have such a pretty face.

M: *thinking* ugh, she went there. Now…what does this have to do with the price of tea in china?
M: *aloud* oookay.

H: You know, it’s just because you….

M: So, mum, when are you two leaving? *hopeful look*

ARG! WTF, you just met me today lady, I answered the question, stop while you’re behind. And never tell a fat person they have a pretty face, that’s the most over used and unbelivable lines known to man. It’s right up there with ‘they have a good personality’.

Fucking bitch. *grumbles*

(and before you ask, I answered the question because A. I try not to be rude when I first meet people and B. I know I’m fat, she should have just dropped it after that and everything would be cool.