I smell like pasta...

I've been trying out home remedies to help my ear pain since I have no way to get to the Dr.

Debbie and Grandma suggested olive oil + garlic in my ear.

Worked rather well, but now I'm craving Italian food and smell like a pasta side dish. Also...forgot due to the way my ear is designed and the ear disease I have...liquid gets trapped in my ears easily...so now I have oil floating around until it drains completely out (makes me dizzy).

On the plus side, I have left over garlic and olive oil that I can mix w/steak pieces and make om noms.

OMG...

and I was bitching there was no originality in Hollywood:

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
Timur Bekmambetov will direct Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter. The horror film stars Benjamin Walker as the 16th President as a highly trained assassin who secretly battles the undead. Seth Grahame-Smith adapts the script from his novel. Tim Burton will co-produce the film with Bekmambetov.

I...can 't...stop...laughing...