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[saitaina]

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

Amusing things overheard in the ER:

“Sir, we have your wheelchair, now please put your penis away.”

Also, mum’s going to yell at her doctor tomorrow for telling her for years that if she doesn’t quit smoking she’s going to die, when two days after she quits she ends up in the Emergency Room. Thankfully just for her breathing, turns out she wasn’t having the heart attack we feared.

Also turns out, I’m not allowed to follow behind mum’s ambulance anymore after I almost crashed into it due to not paying attention.