You know…

Originally published at Memoirs of a Nobody. You can comment here or there.

I’m a simple person. When I wake up I like the usual things, a drink, a chance to use the bathroom, maybe a cigarette or some food.

I do not like finding a white envelope on my bedside informing me my credit card’s minimum payment went up 40$ and they’re now charging me 101.00$ that I don’t have. (72$ plus last month’s 30$ I missed due to paying a bill of mum’s).

*sigh* Can I go back to bed and hope it goes away?

(I also don’t like finding legal notices, bank notices, or anything in a pink envelope)